Pen's Nest

Prompt 5: Pan

Part man and part goat, Pan is a nature god well known in many mythologies. Born in Arcadia to Hermes and a dryad, Pan was a precocious child whose goat’s feet and horned head delighted the gods, but startled the mortals he lived nearer to; Pan did not live on Mount Olympus, but rather in the forests and wilds of Arcadia. Pan famously invented a musical instrument: the syrinx, or pan pipes as they are more commonly known. He is known for his haunting melodies, and music was often a central part to his worship.

Kinda fun, Pan. He gets to trot about on those nifty little goat feet and rock the horns, and such. Not sure I can forgive him for the pan pipes, though.

I'm quite surprised to read a prompt/introduction that doesn't mention SEX. I mean, Pan is All About The Sex. Famous for it. In lightly perusing the internet for a wider range of possibilities I came upon a delightfully explicit picture of him fucking a goat. He learned (apparently) to masturbate from his father Hermes (um, ew?), and then taught the local shepherds, who were presumably delighted.

So I thought I'd self-rec a few Masturbation Stories.

A Little Bit Extra
Fantasies
The Prone stories
Brown fur with blond tips
The above are popslash. Here's a TNG one:
Buzz (well, sorta)
and a Kradam:
Checking for Titanium (a little bit)

There, that's better.